The hurt walker
What a lucky guy? I thought to myself as I saw him walk past me. An expression that would be reserved for a fellow guy not if he was an intellectual genius or Albert Einstein's alter ego, but if he was walking with an absolute beauty of a babe or obviously, if I had other intentions. The most incredible aspect of the male pheromone is obviously the ability to influence every member of the same species with a common trait that virtually nullifies the uniqueness of the individual. In short, perception of unique thought is nothing but absolutely universal. Well, I digress, but that's what I was doing literally. I was launching a scalene triangle to cover half a pace. You can imagine the frontal movement of my legs. It was as though I was transformed into a dog when I tried to move forward. Herculean, monumental, outstanding and sensational were words reduced to grave insignificance compared to the amount of happiness I secured when I moved fo...